[0:01:32] broadcaster subscriber sub-gifter GreatSphynx: i've already read a bunch of bad stuff about the new battlefield patch lol 

[0:01:51] broadcaster subscriber sub-gifter GreatSphynx: i guess we will see how it goes 

[0:02:22] vip subscriber bits-charity Maindog: I've heard that battlefield 5 has kinda been a shitshow. 

[0:02:27] broadcaster subscriber sub-gifter GreatSphynx: it has 

[0:02:31] broadcaster subscriber sub-gifter GreatSphynx: kinda a bummer 

[0:02:33] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: TWO bad games in one stream? PogChamp

[0:02:57] broadcaster subscriber sub-gifter GreatSphynx: LUL

[0:03:13] vip subscriber bits-charity Maindog: we got some AAA trash and normal trash. 

[0:03:35] broadcaster subscriber sub-gifter GreatSphynx: i have no idea what to expect from this doctor kvorak game 

[0:03:46] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: :^) 

[0:03:50] vip subscriber bits-charity Maindog: never heard of the game. 

[0:04:15] vip subscriber bits-charity Maindog: so long as there are no bobs with nipples, we should be fine. 

[0:04:35] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Kappa

[0:05:21] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: dont thank me 

[0:05:59] vip subscriber bits-charity Maindog: We have quality options today. 

[0:06:18] partner StreamElements: GreatSphynx is now live! Streaming Doctor Kvorak: Secret Santa Part 2 (Doctor Kvorak's Obliteration Game) + Battlefield 5 (New Patch) + More 

[0:07:24] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: oOOOooo banaaaanaaaa 

[0:08:29] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: I got it on keymailer 

[0:10:35] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: :^) 

[0:10:41] earthlingplant: Is this the good game? @greatsphynx 

[0:10:43] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Yep 

[0:11:12] earthlingplant: Nice PogChamp

[0:11:17] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: This game has VR too :^) 

[0:11:24] earthlingplant: Dere he go 

[0:11:32] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: I DONT KNOW 

[0:12:00] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: LITTLE HANDSOME MAN 

[0:13:58] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Yeah 

[0:14:02] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: there's a TON of accessories 

[0:15:44] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: I think it's a different experience entirely 

[0:16:23] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Let me see 

[0:16:26] vip subscriber bits-charity Maindog: you can really cheese this game. 

[0:16:42] skordaliapress: nice 

[0:17:33] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: This is their only game 

[0:17:39] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: And it's full price is $20 

[0:18:14] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: hell no 

[0:18:19] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: It was super sale LOL 

[0:18:52] subscriber premium LemieMelon: ah, i see you are a connoisseur of quality games 

[0:18:55] vip subscriber sub-gifter AgentRedJackal: Im trying to piece together what Ive just walked into 

[0:19:26] vip subscriber bits-charity Maindog: there's a globe in that room 

[0:19:26] premium KiboshMalarkey: Hey, It's Mah Boi. Biggy Sphyynx. 

[0:19:44] vip subscriber bits-charity Maindog: corner near entrance 

[0:19:49] premium KiboshMalarkey: Not much man. What's new with you? 

[0:20:07] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: I think you're playing for the fate of a planet 

[0:20:48] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: You should look into speedrunning this game 

[0:20:52] premium KiboshMalarkey: We're obliterating all aspects of intuitive gameplay. 

[0:21:03] kalvennoon: Why does everything try to look at the camera imaMad

[0:21:08] vip subscriber bits-charity Maindog: globe thing. get it 

[0:21:12] premium KiboshMalarkey: You have to be. 

[0:21:16] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: You are 

[0:21:29] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Although it has "38 Followers" 

[0:21:44] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: LOOK AT THOSE THINGS 

[0:22:11] premium KiboshMalarkey: I gave up in your Pantetarium game, but it's also nice to see that you're dedicating yourself to truly awful experiences. 

[0:22:25] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Or maybe it's the other way around, those are the SOULS of the other creatures in your race and if you miss them they die 

[0:22:32] subscriber premium LemieMelon: bonus cheese 

[0:22:33] premium KiboshMalarkey: Yeah, that's the one. 

[0:22:35] vip subscriber sub-gifter AgentRedJackal: Is it cheese because they are trying to rebuild the moon or something? 

[0:22:49] premium KiboshMalarkey: I stayed with you for like 5 hours, and I got WAY too drunk to care about it. 

[0:22:55] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: LOL 

[0:23:07] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: I think there's deep lore? 

[0:23:25] premium KiboshMalarkey: I had to emotionally abuse my housemates to feel like I gained some karmic equivalence. 

[0:24:29] premium KiboshMalarkey: Based purely on how it looks, it's probably something in Unity. 

[0:26:36] vip subscriber sub-gifter AgentRedJackal: what even is this voice 

[0:26:40] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: THE BIRD IS A REBEL 

[0:27:30] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Careful not to get those stuck in corners, it might become impossible 

[0:27:42] vip subscriber sub-gifter AgentRedJackal: atleast you look like a little blue imp or demon now and not some weird blue alien baby 

[0:27:50] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: They made the music, it's $4.99 on steam 

[0:27:58] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: silly sphynx 

[0:28:01] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: streaming BF5 later 

[0:28:06] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: dont you know the new vehicles arent in it 

[0:29:15] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: If you click the farthest right on the hat menu it skips 2 instead of 1 

[0:29:19] premium KiboshMalarkey: So your hat changes your abilities? 

[0:29:38] subscriber premium LemieMelon: wardrobe speedrun 

[0:29:50] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: You've actually nearly surpassed me PogChamp

[0:30:20] premium KiboshMalarkey: I can think of no more fashionable a soul than this Bloo Dopple Dee Dopple Die mother fucker. 

[0:31:13] raalenn: to be fair this one is better than many other of the "bad games" 

[0:31:14] skordaliapress: you passed it 

[0:31:15] vip subscriber sub-gifter AgentRedJackal: time for cheese lore 

[0:31:34] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: welp 

[0:31:37] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Goodbye world 

[0:32:18] vip subscriber bits-charity Maindog: I told you you missed the thing 

[0:32:32] subscriber BlackbirdCorvis: what horror have I just walked in on 

[0:32:35] premium KiboshMalarkey: This voice acting was either done by someone's drunk Russian uncle, or by an opioid addict. 

[0:32:36] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Yeah 

[0:32:44] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: You killed them all 

[0:32:46] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: oops 

[0:32:52] subscriber premium LemieMelon: the 100% is ruined 

[0:35:01] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Hey maybe dont kill this planet 

[0:35:11] vip subscriber bits-charity Maindog: mmm. nuts 

[0:35:15] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: :^) 

[0:35:41] raalenn: is this harder than duck dodgers? 

[0:35:52] subscriber premium LemieMelon: actually insane brain power 

[0:36:21] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Can't miss that gamer goo 

[0:37:10] vip subscriber bits-charity Maindog: use your first one 

[0:37:20] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Oh you wanna take him home huh? 

[0:37:31] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: So what you're saying is 

[0:37:40] premium KiboshMalarkey: He looks up at you like he wants the underside of a boot to crush him out of existence. 

[0:37:43] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: You'd buy the official redbubble shirt for Greeboo? 

[0:37:49] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Which is a thing 

[0:37:52] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: they have a merch store 

[0:38:07] subscriber premium LemieMelon: 'official' redbubble 

[0:38:23] raalenn: embrace your inner goo 

[0:38:51] vip subscriber sub-gifter AgentRedJackal: I dont know why im reminded of the alien from Mac and Me, but this guy is a lot cuter than that abomination 

[0:38:52] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: YOOOOOOOOOOO 

[0:38:59] alan__woke: jermaDisgust

[0:39:18] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Oh it was made in Unity 

[0:39:21] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: It's on their site 

[0:39:33] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: HOLY SHIT 

[0:39:35] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: "THE FILM:Doctor Kvorak’s Obliteration Game isn’t just an adventure game. It’s also a story told in two parts: Doctor Kvorak: Destroyer of Worlds is a short film which introduces an intergalactic super-villain and his diabolical plan to enslave the galaxy." 

[0:39:46] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: ITS 4 MINUTES OH MY GOD 

[0:40:01] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U44rIifIz3Q 

[0:40:09] vip subscriber sub-gifter AgentRedJackal: LUL

[0:40:12] raalenn: I think you got it easy on the santa games you play worse games than this on a regular basis, both your games are playable 

[0:40:29] vip subscriber bits-charity Maindog: those are sunday streams 

[0:40:49] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Well 

[0:40:56] vip subscriber bits-charity Maindog: sunday streams are journeys into oblivion. 

[0:40:57] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: I can give you REALLY bad games in you want 

[0:41:05] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: THough 

[0:41:11] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: YOu're the person who finds really bad games so 

[0:41:13] premium KiboshMalarkey: There's still a collectable on the other side of that second zappo 

[0:41:40] vip subscriber bits-charity Maindog: THANOS CONFIRMED 

[0:41:50] raalenn: zott with candice debebe, mike with that city of fools garbage, and vb with that horrible land of the babes games... i think those are the worst 

[0:41:59] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: THERE IS 

[0:42:09] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: I think there's something way back? 

[0:42:12] premium KiboshMalarkey: I made a mistake, the one you're looking at is the one I though I saw. 

[0:42:28] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Maybe? 

[0:42:43] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Yeah you can 

[0:42:45] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Oh 

[0:42:50] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: You dont? 

[0:43:03] premium KiboshMalarkey: You're probably able to sneak through. 

[0:43:33] raalenn: 🌩️ 

[0:43:40] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Yikes 

[0:44:29] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: D:

[0:44:53] raalenn: catering two sets of weirdos at the same time Clap

[0:45:18] Sedowood2: pogonaHenlo

[0:45:22] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Like I said, speedrunner 

[0:45:35] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: cube maybe? 

[0:45:46] Sedowood2: This is a very strage game 

[0:45:51] Sedowood2: strange* 

[0:46:26] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: So you're gonna play through the whooooole thing right :)

[0:46:33] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Not just the minimum :)

[0:46:56] Sedowood2: 100% speedrun 

[0:47:08] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: There is 

[0:47:16] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: It's very diffrent 

[0:47:22] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: You like, control people with commands 

[0:47:51] Sedowood2: Gold split 

[0:47:53] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: CUBE 

[0:47:55] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: YOU CAN GO BACK NOW 

[0:48:07] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: LOL 

[0:48:09] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: dont worry abou tit 

[0:48:19] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: no dont it's fine 

[0:48:19] raalenn: the russian accent is the bets part 

[0:48:35] Tourten: I'll eat my hat 

[0:49:27] Tourten: Pain 

[0:49:43] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: wait is 

[0:49:44] Tourten: from seeing this game 

[0:49:56] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Yaaaaaaaay 

[0:50:12] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: There's a thing behind it 

[0:51:05] Sedowood2: Those eyes see through you 

[0:51:18] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: LOL 

[0:52:05] raalenn: softlock 

[0:52:06] Sedowood2: Oh no 

[0:52:20] raalenn: RIP 

[0:53:00] raalenn: everyzing happens for a reazon 

[0:53:12] vip subscriber bits-charity Maindog: softlocked 

[0:53:22] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: :^) 

[0:53:36] Sedowood2: the ride never ends 

[0:53:37] alan__woke: jermaPluto

[0:53:46] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: What are you saying you dont like this game 

[0:53:57] skordaliapress: now you can get the fez 

[0:54:06] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: You can just watch the animation and be done with it for now LOL 

[0:54:27] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: LOL 

[0:54:28] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Okay 

[0:55:05] moderator subscriber sub-gifter bassclefff: so, how's this game? 

[0:56:17] Sedowood2: He's a walking slime 

[0:57:01] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: THERE WAS SOMETHING BACK THERE 

[0:57:06] Tirien66: xenikoChamp oh shit sphynx time 

[0:57:06] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: you would have lost the planet if you missed that 

[0:57:12] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Wait 

[0:57:19] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Did you get those last time 

[0:57:26] alan__woke: SourPls

[0:57:29] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Ohhhhh 

[0:57:41] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: thats why I was confused 

[0:58:30] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Use your speedrun stats 

[0:58:51] raalenn: embrace your inner goo 

[0:59:17] Sedowood2: Green is a great color 

[0:59:52] Tourten: why does everyone have a strange voice 

[0:59:53] vip subscriber bits-charity Maindog: "big balls" 

[1:00:28] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: OH 

[1:00:32] Sedowood2: Death Warp 

[1:00:41] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Get the next checkpoint, then go back and get that power cube 

[1:00:45] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: I think you NEED to do that actually 

[1:01:45] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: mmmmmmmm 

[1:02:14] Tirien66: you actually leave gaps large enough for light to reach your planet 

[1:02:22] Tirien66: but cover up the rest 

[1:02:33] premium KiboshMalarkey: A dyson sphere is pretty bad if you need Vitamin D to live. 

[1:02:37] Tirien66: oh god no that would be a terrible idea 

[1:03:11] Tourten: alien space chickens what's next a space banana 

[1:03:14] premium KiboshMalarkey: Living on the inside of a Dyson Sphere would be like living on th esurface of the sun. 

[1:03:27] skordaliapress: isn't a dyson sphere part of a vacuum? 

[1:03:38] subscriber premium LemieMelon: gonna sleep to this junk. you better not fudge this up while I'm trying to sleep 

[1:04:02] Tirien66: its basically a giant solar energy collector, in essence. its not a perfect sphere, theres open area along the path the planet takes, so light still reaches any habitable worlds 

[1:04:27] Tirien66: so its pretty much like 95% of the star gets covered, leaving a window for where you live to be fine 

[1:04:31] premium KiboshMalarkey: If you had a Dyson sphere big enough to encapsulate some planets inside of it, that pretty much defats the whole purpose of building the sphere in the first place. 

[1:04:54] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: rhyming ground with ground, good 

[1:04:54] Tirien66: yeah, thats more in line with a ringworld, which is very, very different 

[1:05:01] Tourten: fry the chicken 

[1:05:42] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: NO WAY DUDE 

[1:05:45] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: HELL YEAH 

[1:05:52] raalenn: Clap

[1:05:59] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: PogChamp

[1:06:07] Tourten: limesWow

[1:06:11] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: You're gonna submit your Single Segment runs soon? 

[1:06:33] premium KiboshMalarkey: I feel like every voice actor in this game was done by the landlord in the first Spiderman movie. 

[1:06:49] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: LOL 

[1:06:53] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Watch the mooooovie 

[1:07:08] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: norixwSmug

[1:07:23] raalenn: gotta play that level again LUL

[1:07:29] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U44rIifIz3Q 

[1:07:36] premium KiboshMalarkey: Sphynx, I love you, but fuck you make it hard to watch the shit you play. 

[1:08:06] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: I cant wait for you to come back to this game and finish playing every level 

[1:08:11] Tourten: tearShocked

[1:08:22] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: OH 

[1:08:27] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: I HAVE THE GAME DUDE 

[1:08:28] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: I'll make one 

[1:08:32] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: I will MAKE YOU A LEVEL 

[1:08:39] premium KiboshMalarkey: Instead of watching this, I'm gonna get real drunk and call my ex. 

[1:08:39] raalenn: we make the pants 

[1:09:58] premium KiboshMalarkey: Shit, is this the Soviet Anthem played on theremin? 

[1:10:12] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: good 

[1:10:20] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: youtube removed captions I think 

[1:10:24] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Literally this morning 

[1:10:55] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: ohhhhh 

[1:11:00] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: yeah okay 

[1:11:11] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: I was thinking of the wrong thing 

[1:11:14] premium KiboshMalarkey: I like how he needs to pull out a lens to look at a planet from him fucking starship. 

[1:11:20] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: LOL 

[1:11:26] Tourten: Rip 

[1:11:36] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: EARTH 

[1:11:38] premium KiboshMalarkey: Goddamn Aleran at it again. 

[1:11:43] premium KiboshMalarkey: *Alderan. 

[1:12:11] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: What in the world is this 

[1:12:30] premium KiboshMalarkey: Did he just shrink my Erf? 

[1:12:56] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Such deep backstory 

[1:13:05] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: GOOD 

[1:13:07] raalenn: we are collectible now! 

[1:13:08] premium KiboshMalarkey: That's actually pretty great. 

[1:13:08] subscriber darkgoreax: deep in a hallway 

[1:13:26] vip subscriber sub-gifter AgentRedJackal: hes like the amiibo collector of planets 

[1:13:28] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Anyway Sphynx I'll make a custom level just for you buddy 

[1:13:45] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: gdi sphynx 

[1:13:52] premium KiboshMalarkey: I like the idea of some green fucko collection planets like an otaku collects figurines. 

[1:13:57] moderator subscriber sub-gifter bassclefff: good 

[1:14:02] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Have fun playing battlefield :^) 

[1:14:10] raalenn: yes/10 

[1:14:20] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: "great/10 for $0.99" 

[1:14:35] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Steam RELEASE DATE:Jul 26, 2017 

[1:14:44] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: Though they might have been selling it OFF steam before then 

[1:14:57] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: DUDE the VR version looks so cool 

[1:15:07] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: YOU CAN PICK UP GREEBOO 

[1:15:08] vip subscriber sub-gifter AgentRedJackal: score: some cheese out of many cheese 

[1:15:13] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: https://store.steampowered.com/app/456740/Doctor_Kvoraks_Obliteration_Game/ 

[1:16:01] Tourten: Rip lol 

[1:16:40] moderator subscriber partner NishaWolfe: norixwHeart

[1:17:37] premium KiboshMalarkey: Anyways, I'm gonna scoot. 

[1:17:41] premium KiboshMalarkey: Good to see you guys anyways. 

[1:18:04] raalenn: that was better than enduring Space Dude